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Bhartiya Railway IRCTC Ka Funny Jokes

Indian  Railways Customer Torture Corporation

Full form of IRCTC– “Iss Railway Centre se Ticket Carana” Mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai !! :) :)

Let me answer in Hindi.
Indian Railway Chutiya Tha Chutiya rahega.

I Refuse Connectivity To Customers

Wife checks husband Mobile numbers and Birds

Wife Checks Husband Mobile and Find all Girls number Saved as:
New Bird………

Neighbour Bird

Old Bird………

Upstair Bird…

Hospital Bird…

Insurance Bird.

College Bird….

Super Market Bird

Finally She Checks her name and it was Saved as..
Angry Birds…

Kids Loves Maggi Soo Much, How can you Ban Maggi

Me: Which grains do you like best, rice, roti or pasta?

Son: Maggi

Facebook Status funny

A boy’s eyes is faster than Google

in
searching a beautiful girl in crowd
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But…
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A boy’s heart is slower than
‎#internet explorer
while proposing
girl whom he loves truly… !!!
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….

Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
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Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… ��
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..

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Relationship status – Helping roommate flirt with his girlfriend 

Patient following Doctors Advice in Restraunt

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao.

Boy Friend and Girl Friend Jokes

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho

Mr Barrack Obama and Mr Lalu Meeting

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".