Teacher and santa hindi chutkule

Chutkule in english
teacher-if u count to 10 i wil giv u a kiss..............santa jr.:oye madam,agar 1-100 tak count karu toh kya package hai??

chutkule sms in hindi 140 words

Interviewer: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Santa: Dead?, I did not even know he was sick!

chutkule non veg in hindi

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,”IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun”.WIFE ne jawab diya,’Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha

chutkule hindi me

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun
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Hindi Chutkule Daddi maa aur pota

Hindi Chutkule
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola - Kabristaan

Chutkule in English

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."