chutkule happy new year

May The Year 2013 Bring for You ....
Happiness, Success and filled with Peace,
Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends ....
Wishing You a Happy New Year

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dehati santa chutkule

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?



Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

gharwali aur paach baharwali

Pandit: teri jindagi mai 6 females aayengi.
Men: acha panditji
Pandit: jyada khush mat ho, ek gharwali aur paach betiyan.

Amar Ujala

This is very nice news paper.

Urdu chutkule

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

Funny Chutkule Santa Ke

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Non Veg Chutkule

No non veg chutkule on this site. Only veg chutkule.

Jism 2 chutkule

Sunny Leone is learning Hindi for Jism2.

Us Bechari ko lagta hai ki Mahesh Bhatt usse dialogue bulwayega…Pagli.

hindi chutkule wife husband

शराबी: अगर मेरे हाथ में सरकार होती तो मैं देश की तकदीर बदल देता.
शराबी की पत्नी: अरे, पहले अपना पाजामा तो बदल लो, सुबह से मेरी सलवार पहन कर घूम रहे हो.

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Hi frineds

This is best chutkulke website i guess. Please visit us regularly. 

punjabi chutkule

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, 
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, 
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun - jaan vich, 
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai. 
Happy Baisakhi!!

Tenu karde ha pyar nal salam sajjna,

Tu he jind sadi tu he jaan sajjna.

Hor kuchh ni garibba kol,

har saah mera, Tere naa SAJJNA.

chutkule children hindi mai

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Chutkule Akbar Birbal hindi mai

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Birbal Ko Tambaco Khaney Ki Aadat Thi, Lekin Akbar Nahi Khatey The. 1 Din Akbar Ney 


Tambaco Ke Khet Main Gadhe Ko Ghans Khatey Dekhker Kaha, Birbal Yeh Dekho Tambaco 


Aisi Buri Cheez Hai Ki, Gadhe Bhi Nahi Khatey, 


Ish Par Birbal Ne Kaha, Haan Hazur Sach Hai....


Gadhe Tambaco Nahi Khate..........

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HI friends :

We are the best chutkule blog.

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Army chutkule with picture

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada 
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? 
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

new year chutkule

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein 
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.


A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein 
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

Zabardast chutkule : Pathan jokes

Pathan: hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya hay jis se hum diwar k us paar dekh sakta hay

Angraiz: WoW Zabardast Khan saab wo kia cheez hay?..

Pathan: Soorakh

Latest santa jokes

SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"

Santa ke chut kule

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

santa banta ke majedar chutkule

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

chutkule in hindi: santa and speed breaker

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla

Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????

Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????

Itne sare speed breaker

Punjabi chutkule: Snake ka kamal

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries.

"He says you're gonna die."