Monday, December 15, 2014

Hindi Whatsapp Status and Messages, Jokes

1) Padhna-likhna tyag de mitra, nakal se rakh aas.
Odh rajai so ja beta, rab krega pass… :P

2) Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai, waah-waah…
Lekin Notice board par likha hai ki tu fail hai :P

3) Main sirf ye sochkr paper khali chhod aata hu ki
Kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki bado ko jwab deta hai :P

4) Exam ka khouf, tarapta student, shaitani books,
Result wala jin, neend ki mout, pyasa examiner…….
Ssshhh result aane wala hain.  :P

5) Ye exam ka rishta bhi ajib hota hai, sab apna apna naseeb hota hai,
Reh jata hai jo nigaho se dur, wahi question compulsory ho jata hai. :P

6) Keh do un padhne walo se, kabhi hum bhi padha karte the,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top krte hai, utna tu hm choice pr chhor dia karte the. :P

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Doctor and second opinion. Whats app messages

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’

Boy or Girl Confused? Whatsapp Messages

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.