Desi Jokes: Girl friend boy friend

Desi chutkule hindi me
Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?
Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine.

English chutkule: Man woman and marry

Why doesnt law permit to man to marry second man?
Because as per law you cannot punished twice for the same offense..

Santa and his wife chutkule

Santa to his wife preeto: Dear you are the best women in the world.
Yesterday i got convinced once again.

Santa Banta Chutkule: Railway station

How santa cheat railways??
Santa banta bought tickets and didnt travel.

Santa Banta Chutkule

Santa banta se: Batao Orange aur Apple me kya antar hai??
Banta Santa se: Orange ka color orange hota hai par apple ka color apple nahi hota.