Latest santa jokes

SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"

santa banta ke majedar chutkule

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Teacher and santa hindi chutkule

Chutkule in english
teacher-if u count to 10 i wil giv u a kiss..............santa jr.:oye madam,agar 1-100 tak count karu toh kya package hai??

Santa chutkule in hindi

Santa: Tere daat kyo tut gaye?
Banta: Mai hass raha tha.
Santa: Hasne se kaise daat tutte hai?
Banta: Mai ek pehlwan ki biwi ko dekh kar hass raha tha.

Santa and his wife chutkule

Santa to his wife preeto: Dear you are the best women in the world.
Yesterday i got convinced once again.

Santa Banta Chutkule: Railway station

How santa cheat railways??
Santa banta bought tickets and didnt travel.

Santa Banta Chutkule

Santa banta se: Batao Orange aur Apple me kya antar hai??
Banta Santa se: Orange ka color orange hota hai par apple ka color apple nahi hota.