Boy or Girl Confused? Whatsapp Messages

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Santa ka automobile shop

Santa in automobile shop chutkule

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa chess khelta hai

Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.

English chutkule: Man woman and marry

Why doesnt law permit to man to marry second man?
Because as per law you cannot punished twice for the same offense..

Santa and his wife chutkule

Santa to his wife preeto: Dear you are the best women in the world.
Yesterday i got convinced once again.

Santa Banta Chutkule: Railway station

How santa cheat railways??
Santa banta bought tickets and didnt travel.