dehati santa chutkule

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?



Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

gharwali aur paach baharwali

Pandit: teri jindagi mai 6 females aayengi.
Men: acha panditji
Pandit: jyada khush mat ho, ek gharwali aur paach betiyan.

Amar Ujala

This is very nice news paper.

Urdu chutkule

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

Funny Chutkule Santa Ke

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Non Veg Chutkule

No non veg chutkule on this site. Only veg chutkule.

Jism 2 chutkule

Sunny Leone is learning Hindi for Jism2.

Us Bechari ko lagta hai ki Mahesh Bhatt usse dialogue bulwayega…Pagli.

hindi chutkule wife husband

शराबी: अगर मेरे हाथ में सरकार होती तो मैं देश की तकदीर बदल देता.
शराबी की पत्नी: अरे, पहले अपना पाजामा तो बदल लो, सुबह से मेरी सलवार पहन कर घूम रहे हो.

Chutkule website

Hi frineds

This is best chutkulke website i guess. Please visit us regularly. 

punjabi chutkule

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, 
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, 
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun - jaan vich, 
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai. 
Happy Baisakhi!!

Tenu karde ha pyar nal salam sajjna,

Tu he jind sadi tu he jaan sajjna.

Hor kuchh ni garibba kol,

har saah mera, Tere naa SAJJNA.