Pati patni ke chutkule

Pati: Bhagvan mujhe utha lo
Patni: Bhagvan mujhe inse pehle utha lo
Pati: Bhagvan jaldi se iski wish puri ka do.

Sardar ji prays 3 hours daily

A sardar prays daily for 3 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 12 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 2 vari ticket te le ley"