One Liner Jokes 140 words.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!

Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber

Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler! 

Correct the Words.

Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE

Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?

Harini: Monkey Eating Banana

Harini realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas." 

Indians HAPPY JANMASTAMI IN ADVANCE

HAPPY JANMASTAMI IN ADVANCE
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha,
Kal kare so aaj kar,aaj kare so ab..
Pal mai JANAMASHTMI aayegi,
Fir tu wish karega kab???

Reservation in Gujrat India

Gujrat itna pichda rajya hai ki,
Reservation magne par log AUdi, Mercedez mai baithkar aate haii. :))