chutkule hindi me

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun
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Hindi Chutkule Daddi maa aur pota

Hindi Chutkule
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola - Kabristaan

Chutkule in English

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Mast Chutkule - Sardar On Scooter And Traffic Police

Ek baar tin sardar scooter se jaa rahe the.
Tabhi traffic police wala haath deta hai.
Jo sardar scooter chala raha tha. bola
sorry ab jagah nahi hai.

Desi Sms, Hindi Sms, Mobile

Pagalpanti jo hum kar sakte hai
wo aap nahi kar sakte ho.
Mai apke mobile par apna pata
bhej sakta hu par kya aap apna mobile mere
pate par bhej sakte hai?

Santa chutkule in hindi

Santa: Tere daat kyo tut gaye?
Banta: Mai hass raha tha.
Santa: Hasne se kaise daat tutte hai?
Banta: Mai ek pehlwan ki biwi ko dekh kar hass raha tha.

Sardharji Jokes, sarder aur uski wife jokes

sardharji aur uski biwi coffee ki dukan par jate hai.
Sardharji jaldi se coffe pi jata hai.
Uski biwi puchti hai: Tumne itni jaldi coffee kyo pi lee??
Sardharji: Kyoki hot coffee 5 rs aur cold coffe 10 rs ki hai.

Wo ladki behari lagti hai

1st person: Wo ladki behari lagti hai.
2nd person: kyo?
1st person: Jab maine usse bola ki i luv you. to wo boil sandal nahi li hai.

Santa chess khelta hai

Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.

Hunsband wife hindi chutkule

Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: sarmaji ki meharbani hai.