Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao.
Sunday, May 24, 2015
Boy Friend and Girl Friend Jokes
Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho
Mr Barrack Obama and Mr Lalu Meeting
Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".
Friday, May 1, 2015
double meaning jokes
Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai
Monday, April 6, 2015
GF and BF jokes on whats app
Girl friend ne khaas aapne boy friends ke liye likha:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..?
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..?
Baba ji ki Kripa
Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko 20 saal ho gaye the..
Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!
Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!
Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!
Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband
Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!
Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!
Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!
Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband
Friday, April 3, 2015
Girl at Medical Shop Funny
Ek sundar ladki ek dawaiyo ki dukaan ke saamne kaafi se tak khadi thi!
Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.
Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…
bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!
Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.
Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…
“Bhaiya,
Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!
Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.
Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…
bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!
Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.
Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…
“Bhaiya,
Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!
Monday, December 15, 2014
Hindi Whatsapp Status and Messages, Jokes
1) Padhna-likhna tyag de mitra, nakal se rakh aas.
Odh rajai so ja beta, rab krega pass… :P
2) Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai, waah-waah…
Lekin Notice board par likha hai ki tu fail hai :P
3) Main sirf ye sochkr paper khali chhod aata hu ki
Kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki bado ko jwab deta hai :P
4) Exam ka khouf, tarapta student, shaitani books,
Result wala jin, neend ki mout, pyasa examiner…….
Ssshhh result aane wala hain. :P
5) Ye exam ka rishta bhi ajib hota hai, sab apna apna naseeb hota hai,
Reh jata hai jo nigaho se dur, wahi question compulsory ho jata hai. :P
6) Keh do un padhne walo se, kabhi hum bhi padha karte the,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top krte hai, utna tu hm choice pr chhor dia karte the. :P
Odh rajai so ja beta, rab krega pass… :P
2) Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai, waah-waah…
Lekin Notice board par likha hai ki tu fail hai :P
3) Main sirf ye sochkr paper khali chhod aata hu ki
Kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki bado ko jwab deta hai :P
4) Exam ka khouf, tarapta student, shaitani books,
Result wala jin, neend ki mout, pyasa examiner…….
Ssshhh result aane wala hain. :P
5) Ye exam ka rishta bhi ajib hota hai, sab apna apna naseeb hota hai,
Reh jata hai jo nigaho se dur, wahi question compulsory ho jata hai. :P
6) Keh do un padhne walo se, kabhi hum bhi padha karte the,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top krte hai, utna tu hm choice pr chhor dia karte the. :P
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Doctor and second opinion. Whats app messages
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
Boy or Girl Confused? Whatsapp Messages
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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