chutkule on cricket

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

Santa ka automobile shop

Santa in automobile shop chutkule

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

chutkule happy new year

May The Year 2013 Bring for You ....
Happiness, Success and filled with Peace,
Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends ....
Wishing You a Happy New Year

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dehati santa chutkule

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?



Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

gharwali aur paach baharwali

Pandit: teri jindagi mai 6 females aayengi.
Men: acha panditji
Pandit: jyada khush mat ho, ek gharwali aur paach betiyan.

Amar Ujala

This is very nice news paper.

Urdu chutkule

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

Funny Chutkule Santa Ke

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Non Veg Chutkule

No non veg chutkule on this site. Only veg chutkule.