Pati patni ke chutkule

Pati: Bhagvan mujhe utha lo
Patni: Bhagvan mujhe inse pehle utha lo
Pati: Bhagvan jaldi se iski wish puri ka do.

Santa ka automobile shop

Santa in automobile shop chutkule

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

santa banta ke majedar chutkule

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Teacher and santa hindi chutkule

Chutkule in english
teacher-if u count to 10 i wil giv u a kiss..............santa jr.:oye madam,agar 1-100 tak count karu toh kya package hai??

Hindi Chutkule Daddi maa aur pota

Hindi Chutkule
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola - Kabristaan

Desi Sms, Hindi Sms, Mobile

Pagalpanti jo hum kar sakte hai
wo aap nahi kar sakte ho.
Mai apke mobile par apna pata
bhej sakta hu par kya aap apna mobile mere
pate par bhej sakte hai?