Pati patni ke chutkule

Pati: Bhagvan mujhe utha lo
Patni: Bhagvan mujhe inse pehle utha lo
Pati: Bhagvan jaldi se iski wish puri ka do.

Santa ka automobile shop

Santa in automobile shop chutkule

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

santa banta ke majedar chutkule

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Teacher and santa hindi chutkule

Chutkule in english
teacher-if u count to 10 i wil giv u a kiss..............santa jr.:oye madam,agar 1-100 tak count karu toh kya package hai??

chutkule non veg in hindi

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,”IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun”.WIFE ne jawab diya,’Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha

chutkule hindi me

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun
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Mast Chutkule - Sardar On Scooter And Traffic Police

Ek baar tin sardar scooter se jaa rahe the.
Tabhi traffic police wala haath deta hai.
Jo sardar scooter chala raha tha. bola
sorry ab jagah nahi hai.

Desi Sms, Hindi Sms, Mobile

Pagalpanti jo hum kar sakte hai
wo aap nahi kar sakte ho.
Mai apke mobile par apna pata
bhej sakta hu par kya aap apna mobile mere
pate par bhej sakte hai?

Santa chutkule in hindi

Santa: Tere daat kyo tut gaye?
Banta: Mai hass raha tha.
Santa: Hasne se kaise daat tutte hai?
Banta: Mai ek pehlwan ki biwi ko dekh kar hass raha tha.

Sardharji Jokes, sarder aur uski wife jokes

sardharji aur uski biwi coffee ki dukan par jate hai.
Sardharji jaldi se coffe pi jata hai.
Uski biwi puchti hai: Tumne itni jaldi coffee kyo pi lee??
Sardharji: Kyoki hot coffee 5 rs aur cold coffe 10 rs ki hai.

Wo ladki behari lagti hai

1st person: Wo ladki behari lagti hai.
2nd person: kyo?
1st person: Jab maine usse bola ki i luv you. to wo boil sandal nahi li hai.

Santa chess khelta hai

Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.

Hunsband wife hindi chutkule

Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: sarmaji ki meharbani hai.

English chutkule: Man woman and marry

Why doesnt law permit to man to marry second man?
Because as per law you cannot punished twice for the same offense..

Santa and his wife chutkule

Santa to his wife preeto: Dear you are the best women in the world.
Yesterday i got convinced once again.

Santa Banta Chutkule: Railway station

How santa cheat railways??
Santa banta bought tickets and didnt travel.

Santa Banta Chutkule

Santa banta se: Batao Orange aur Apple me kya antar hai??
Banta Santa se: Orange ka color orange hota hai par apple ka color apple nahi hota.