Pati patni ke chutkule

Pati: Bhagvan mujhe utha lo
Patni: Bhagvan mujhe inse pehle utha lo
Pati: Bhagvan jaldi se iski wish puri ka do.

Sardar ji prays 3 hours daily

A sardar prays daily for 3 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 12 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 2 vari ticket te le ley"

chutkule on cricket

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

santa banta ke majedar chutkule

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

chutkule sms in hindi 140 words

Interviewer: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Santa: Dead?, I did not even know he was sick!

chutkule non veg in hindi

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,”IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun”.WIFE ne jawab diya,’Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha

chutkule hindi me

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun
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Mast Chutkule - Sardar On Scooter And Traffic Police

Ek baar tin sardar scooter se jaa rahe the.
Tabhi traffic police wala haath deta hai.
Jo sardar scooter chala raha tha. bola
sorry ab jagah nahi hai.

Desi Sms, Hindi Sms, Mobile

Pagalpanti jo hum kar sakte hai
wo aap nahi kar sakte ho.
Mai apke mobile par apna pata
bhej sakta hu par kya aap apna mobile mere
pate par bhej sakte hai?

Santa chutkule in hindi

Santa: Tere daat kyo tut gaye?
Banta: Mai hass raha tha.
Santa: Hasne se kaise daat tutte hai?
Banta: Mai ek pehlwan ki biwi ko dekh kar hass raha tha.

Sardharji Jokes, sarder aur uski wife jokes

sardharji aur uski biwi coffee ki dukan par jate hai.
Sardharji jaldi se coffe pi jata hai.
Uski biwi puchti hai: Tumne itni jaldi coffee kyo pi lee??
Sardharji: Kyoki hot coffee 5 rs aur cold coffe 10 rs ki hai.

Wo ladki behari lagti hai

1st person: Wo ladki behari lagti hai.
2nd person: kyo?
1st person: Jab maine usse bola ki i luv you. to wo boil sandal nahi li hai.

Santa chess khelta hai

Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.