santa banta ke majedar chutkule

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Hindi Chutkule Daddi maa aur pota

Hindi Chutkule
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola - Kabristaan

Santa chutkule in hindi

Santa: Tere daat kyo tut gaye?
Banta: Mai hass raha tha.
Santa: Hasne se kaise daat tutte hai?
Banta: Mai ek pehlwan ki biwi ko dekh kar hass raha tha.

Sardharji Jokes, sarder aur uski wife jokes

sardharji aur uski biwi coffee ki dukan par jate hai.
Sardharji jaldi se coffe pi jata hai.
Uski biwi puchti hai: Tumne itni jaldi coffee kyo pi lee??
Sardharji: Kyoki hot coffee 5 rs aur cold coffe 10 rs ki hai.

Wo ladki behari lagti hai

1st person: Wo ladki behari lagti hai.
2nd person: kyo?
1st person: Jab maine usse bola ki i luv you. to wo boil sandal nahi li hai.

Hunsband wife hindi chutkule

Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: sarmaji ki meharbani hai.

Santa Banta Chutkule

Santa banta se: Batao Orange aur Apple me kya antar hai??
Banta Santa se: Orange ka color orange hota hai par apple ka color apple nahi hota.