Santa ka automobile shop

Santa in automobile shop chutkule

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

punjabi chutkule

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, 
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, 
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun - jaan vich, 
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai. 
Happy Baisakhi!!

Tenu karde ha pyar nal salam sajjna,

Tu he jind sadi tu he jaan sajjna.

Hor kuchh ni garibba kol,

har saah mera, Tere naa SAJJNA.