Doctor patient chutkule

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Doctor patient ko: Tum 2 ghante mai maar jaoge. Tum kisi ko tumhare pehle marte dekhna chhoge
Patient: Haa, acha doctor.

Sardar ji prays 3 hours daily

A sardar prays daily for 3 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 12 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 2 vari ticket te le ley"

chutkule sms in hindi 140 words

Interviewer: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Santa: Dead?, I did not even know he was sick!

chutkule non veg in hindi

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,”IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun”.WIFE ne jawab diya,’Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha

chutkule hindi me

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun
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Mast Chutkule - Sardar On Scooter And Traffic Police

Ek baar tin sardar scooter se jaa rahe the.
Tabhi traffic police wala haath deta hai.
Jo sardar scooter chala raha tha. bola
sorry ab jagah nahi hai.

Desi Sms, Hindi Sms, Mobile

Pagalpanti jo hum kar sakte hai
wo aap nahi kar sakte ho.
Mai apke mobile par apna pata
bhej sakta hu par kya aap apna mobile mere
pate par bhej sakte hai?

Sardharji Jokes, sarder aur uski wife jokes

sardharji aur uski biwi coffee ki dukan par jate hai.
Sardharji jaldi se coffe pi jata hai.
Uski biwi puchti hai: Tumne itni jaldi coffee kyo pi lee??
Sardharji: Kyoki hot coffee 5 rs aur cold coffe 10 rs ki hai.

Wo ladki behari lagti hai

1st person: Wo ladki behari lagti hai.
2nd person: kyo?
1st person: Jab maine usse bola ki i luv you. to wo boil sandal nahi li hai.

Santa chess khelta hai

Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.

English chutkule: Man woman and marry

Why doesnt law permit to man to marry second man?
Because as per law you cannot punished twice for the same offense..